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What The Small House Knows: Foot Mats Need Not Apply!

By Pamela Stitch ⋅ May 30, 2008 ⋅ 46 comments

When Xtra Large sang the song, “Mai Linda”, a lot of men could acknowledge the truth of the words. For those unfamiliar with this song, “Mai Linda”, is a tongue in the cheek look at the ‘other woman’ effect on relationships.

Judge Too Quickly… We Won’t.

By Beauty Dhlamini-Lifestyle Editor ⋅ May 23, 2008 ⋅ 2 comments

Don’t Judge Too Quickly… We Won’t. -

Never Argue With A Woman

By Beauty Dhlamini-Lifestyle Editor ⋅ May 11, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Alberta. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the [...]

My man is too Big!

By Pamela Stitch ⋅ May 10, 2008 ⋅ 35 comments

According to popular belief, the black man is the most endowed amongst men. For those, who live in the Diaspora, it isn’t strange to hear questions about shoe sizes at women’s get together - as women try to assuage the size of appendages that the men being discussed have.

The Almost One Night Stand!!

By Pamela Stitch ⋅ May 6, 2008 ⋅ 15 comments

So, I joined the gym with a good friend of mine last week and all the above happened when we were there. Okay, I confess, the silence didn’t last 10 seconds but 5 seconds.

Message from Hillary Clinton

By Asher Tarivona Mutsengi ⋅ May 5, 2008 ⋅ One comment

Hillary Clinton gives her take on the Democratic nomination

Zimboz

By Staff ⋅ May 1, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Tindo a Zimbo living in USA .
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Tindo [...]

Current Openings at Metro

By Raymond Mhaka ⋅ March 11, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Current Openings at Metro
zimbabwemetro.com
* Staff Writer (must be based in Harare,Zimbabwe)
* Video Producer
* Special Projects Assistant
* Designer
* Weekend Editor
* Web Producer
Zimbabwe Metro(All vacancies based in Maun,Botswana)
* Office [...]

5 Minute Management Course

By Staff ⋅ March 8, 2008 ⋅ 5 comments

LESSON 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I’ll [...]

Kids

By Pamela Stitch ⋅ January 9, 2008 ⋅ One comment

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
“Dead.” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know”, explained the boy, “I leaned [...]

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