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My man is too Big!

By Pamela Stitch ⋅ © zimbabwemetro.com ⋅ May 10, 2008 ⋅ Email This Post Email This Post ⋅ Post a comment

pamstitch2.jpgAccording to popular belief, the black man is the most endowed amongst men. For those, who live in the Diaspora, it isn’t strange to hear questions about shoe sizes at women’s get together - as women try to assuage the size of appendages that the men being discussed have.

The issue of sizes isn’t only one for those in the Diaspora but this topic features heavily in relationship forums of Africans from different region of Africa. I was in a Zimbabwean forum the other day, and I decided to count, how many posts dealing with size was on the previous week - there were more than 10 posts. Now, the posts ranged from the obvious to what can be termed -”simply weird”. Some of the topics were: “women run away when they see my size!”, “I have been told that I am too small”, “I am too big - my woman doesn’t want to have sex with me”.

Now, the question arises - what do you do if your man is incredibly well endowed - how do you handle such a situation? These are Pammy’s five steps. Enjoy!

1) You have to speak up : let him know your concerns about his instrument. That is an ego boost to any man to learn from his girl that she believes he is too big.

2)If you do decide to go ahead and have sex with him - make sure you have a lube handy.

3) Foreplay is a MUST!! He has to take his time giving you a long, all over massage.

4) Switch positions: girl on top comes highly recommended! It ensures that you control the speed and depth of penetration, since you are the only person that can gauge your comfort level.

5) Remember - the vaginal canal stretches (how do you think baby’s pop out?), so as long as he enters slowly, you will be fine and might actually enjoy his SIZE!.

I will end by saying - Pamela, heavily recommends using protection when having sex!

Pamela Stitch is Metro’s Entertainment & Music Columnist she writes from New York,USA and can be contacted onpamelastitch@zimbabwemetro.com

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35 comments for “My man is too Big!”

  1. Pamela

    I think you have seen quite a number , whats the average size ?

    Posted by Dikembe 'size 12' Mutombo | May 10, 2008, 6:34 am

  2. but

    Posted by sex forums | May 10, 2008, 7:20 am

  3. Is it that the men are too big or is it that the women are too small?

    Posted by Mr. C | May 10, 2008, 7:27 am

  4. size doesnt matter. what matters is how u use it .

    Posted by kingsolomon | May 10, 2008, 7:29 am

  5. What size there is aids now talk about combating this deadly thing than encourege people to look at sizes.

    Posted by True MDC for change | May 10, 2008, 8:04 am

  6. Or the man has optimum sizebut the woman is ‘ a motorway’ ?

    Posted by Dikembe 'size 12' Mutombo | May 10, 2008, 8:25 am

  7. ?? Slack Alice ???

    Posted by Dikembe 'size 12' Mutombo | May 10, 2008, 8:26 am

  8. SIZE IS NOT THE ISSUE, ITS A WAR OF MATCHING AND MISMATCHING; ITS ALWAYS BIG AND SMALL ON BOTH SIDES…..IT CAN ONLY BE
    1 FEMALE SMALL : MALE BIG
    2 FEMALE SMALL : MALE SMALL
    3 FEMALE BIG : MALE BIG
    4 FEMALE BIG : MALE SMALL

    SO 2 & 4 ARE THE TWO MISMATCH
    BUT 1 IZ NORMAL AND 4 ABNORMAL

    WHATS YO TAKE

    Posted by dzingai chisehwe | May 10, 2008, 9:44 am

  9. “Pamela heavily recommends using protection when having sex!”

    Posted by pamelastitch | May 10, 2008, 10:44 am

  10. Dikembe –> average size…hmm, let me think….

    Does size really matter? That is a topic for another day….

    One thing I do know is that many African men do not know what “foreplay” means…that is all I am saying…:D

    Posted by pamelastitch | May 10, 2008, 10:46 am

  11. Stitch
    How many African men have you had , is the sample large enough to generalise to the whole population ? And was it representative in terms of body type and geographically ? Asi kutema vachitema zvavo ?

    Posted by Dikembe 'size 12' Mutombo | May 10, 2008, 12:30 pm

  12. According to popular belief, the black man is the most endowed amongst men

    Posted by pamelastitch | May 10, 2008, 12:44 pm

  13. Who is this bitch she must be put in a meat grinder.You are a disgrace to our country

    Posted by DZIMBADZEMABWE | May 10, 2008, 1:19 pm

  14. YOU CAN TRY ZULU WARRIOR-HE IS AVERAGE BUT GOOD.YOUR PICTURE LOOKS SEXY -I COULD TEACH YOU A THING OR SO. WHAT DO YOU SAY PAMELA?

    Posted by ZULU | May 10, 2008, 2:46 pm

  15. For the man that called Pam a bitch - you are a disgrace to African Manhood.

    Now, let us stop pretending for a moment and be honest - guys, you know we worry about our size, so why are you getting all heated under the collar for.

    Pamela, keep it up - You keep it light, real and easy.

    Posted by Mr. C | May 10, 2008, 7:52 pm

  16. no need to get personal i believe Pam is doin a great job.Your articles refreshes and enjoy reading them.Keep them coming

    Posted by nyasa | May 11, 2008, 7:02 am

  17. fascinating comments!!

    LOL @ zulu

    Posted by Pamela Stitch | May 11, 2008, 7:16 pm

  18. Good work Pam!!People like Dzimbadzamabwe are just rocks in bed very insensitive and have no respect for women.He needs to see a shrink asap.

    Posted by widzo | May 11, 2008, 10:30 pm

  19. DZIMBADZEMABWE WHATS WITH THE NAME CALLING, IF THE TOPIC IS TOO HOT FOR YOU BUTT OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT PEEPS WHO HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO CONTRIBUTE. ITS A GOOD TOPIC AND WE ALL WANNA KNOW WHAT THE REST OF THE GOOD CONTRIBUTORS THINK. HATIDI ZVEKUTUKA VAMWE. WAKANGANISIRWA CHII???? NAANI???? IYA ZVE????? AS FOR ME I AGREE WITH KING SODZA, ITS REALLY NOT ABOUT SIZE ITS ABOUT HOW YOU USE IT, A SMALL ONE CAN DO WONDERS FOR BIG MATOFO, PAMWE KUTOMU ZHAMBISA. A BIG ONE CAN DO NOTHING TO SOME WOMEN BUT DISCOMFORT. ITS HOPW WE USE OUR TOOLS GUYS!!!!!!! HEDE!!!

    Posted by Chizvarwa chemuzimbabwe | May 12, 2008, 6:48 am

  20. Thats why tapera neAIDS .I see my people dying like flies.We are going thru some rough times.Yah humor is good but chose another topic

    Posted by DZIMBADZEMABWE | May 12, 2008, 4:01 pm

  21. sorry dzimbabwe - I will write what I will…

    Posted by Pammy | May 12, 2008, 5:07 pm

  22. Thanks Dzimbadzemabwe,
    I think Pam is irrelevant to the Zim community at the moment. A disgrace, how can you talk about penis sizes? Am sure u have better things to write like music or Zimbabwe. We read these articles coz we will be looking for stories of whats happening home politically, socially etc. Please!!

    Posted by Shem | May 13, 2008, 5:23 am

  23. She is very much relevant.If you are to look at the triage of the basic human needs sex is there.So under the present circumstances she is much relavant otherwise if we are only to think about whats going in our motherland we will definitely loose it.Unofunga kuti ungararame here uchidya,kuswera,kurara uchingofunga nhamo!!!aiwa ndaramba varume

    Posted by widzo | May 13, 2008, 5:46 am

  24. And Shem appears - still reading the articles I see…..

    :D

    Posted by Pammy | May 13, 2008, 7:50 pm

  25. She is very much relevant, we want pple like her in our communities who are so daring to discuss the so called HOT TOPICS. We need you Pam, keep up the good work. SHame on you SHEM!!!!! Grow up and infact if these topics are too hot for you it means you are too young to be reading these columns!!!!

    Posted by Chizvarwa CheZimbabwe | May 14, 2008, 3:26 am

  26. One size fits ALL. Try toys

    Posted by Nakirwai anoti | May 14, 2008, 8:19 am

  27. [...] [...]

    Posted by vaginal massage | May 14, 2008, 9:54 pm

  28. Its true that size does not matter but frankly speaking all ladies love it big.Uuuum about size, the average penis is 17cm.

    Posted by ketai | May 15, 2008, 7:09 am

  29. ketai : thanks for the info…..

    :D

    Posted by Pammy | May 18, 2008, 11:26 am

  30. To those who are saying Pam is a disgrace blablabla … get a life. We need such topics and discussions right now … zvinhu zvaoma and we need to loosen up mhan. Besides … who doesnt engange in sex? And who doesnt wanna be satisfied in bed??

    Well cumin to sizes … it really doesnt matter for as long as you know how to use it … the small one can really do wonders … kutokudzvovesa you know BUT i prefer big hangu … the one that i can really feel inside me … not that am big no.

    Posted by Cool Cat | May 20, 2008, 1:05 am

  31. Pam keep up the good work. we need humour not politics everytime. To be honest many women prefer a huge dick….i think Pam likes it big too….

    Posted by Musiyamwa | May 21, 2008, 3:45 am

  32. Weduweee tingataure tikatii, munhu mutema especially muzimbo anosvira…we are talking about satisfying a woman….zimbo rinosvira, kudriller chaiko kusvika mukadzi atunda kasingaverengeke. Thx Pam for the humour…

    Posted by Chatopota | May 21, 2008, 3:48 am

  33. cool cat : Thanks for understanding….

    Musa: LOL!! U think??

    chatopota: LOL! No comment…

    Posted by Pammy | May 25, 2008, 2:59 pm

  34. big or small it doesnt matter, for me its only how much zemo(sex appetite)a person has got then chotosva

    Posted by gidmasa | May 28, 2008, 7:50 am

  35. XX

    Posted by XXX | July 2, 2008, 8:45 am

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